What Have You Got?

“Father, I’m in a spiritual crisis.”

“Sounds serious Tom, what’s up?”

“Well, it’s not easy for me to say... really.”

“That’s OK, take your time. I can see this is affecting you.”

“You see Father, I’m uh… I’m thinking about swapping religions.”

“My! Whatever for? Are you dissatisfied with your beliefs? With the Chruch?”

“Oh no, nothing like that! You give great sermons and mass is always refreshing for me. It’s something else.”

“Then I don’t see what the problem is Tom. Do go on.”

“Well, you see Father, oh my, how do I say this…”

“Go ahead, whatever it is, I’m sure we can sort it out.”

Tom takes a deep breath.

“Ok, so I’m a … a um… a crossdresser!”

“I see... well, uh, Tom... there’s no sin in that.”

“No, no! You don’t understand.”

Tom pulls out a clipping with a picture on it and hands it over to the Father. The Father looks at it and becomes confused.

“Tom, this is a picture of a burka!”

“I KNOW! Isn’t it AWESOME?... Umm… what have you got?”





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